Category Archives: Jokes & Riddles

Kids' Silliest Riddles

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We’ll be there Wednesday night.” The old man hangs up the phone and hollers to his wife, “Okay, they’re coming for Thanksgiving. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'You as horny as I am?'. .. and, she always acts like she's sound asleep!" 1. I think maybe Ill just skip the whole thing and have a drink instead. Riddles and jokes are a great way to help our TEENren laugh and put their brains in motion at the same time.

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Totally Cool Clean Jokes for Kids!

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At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. Where do most goblins live? in North and South Scarolina. what do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon. with a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy. what do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a squash? What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong? 8. What's full of raisins and is on a secret mission? 59. Tagged:dirty mind, dirty jobs, ewwwwww, riddle, sex.

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Scien-Trickery: Riddles In Science (Turtleback School &

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What did the frog say when asked how his day went? Q: What did the hamburger say to the pickle? Disgusting and preventable The last part says put in something about the Constitution. A verbal joke or cartoon is emailed to a friend or posted on a bulletin board; reactions include a replied email with a :-) or LOL, or a forward on to further recipients. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. What did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride?

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Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry's Biggest and Best Ever Joke Book

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We believe that people at a very early age understands what a joke is and how to draw a line from reality, we call this sense of humor. You take it home and put it on a shelf, but 3 day's later it walks away. Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Q: A doctor gave you 3 pills that you have to take every half hour. Dirty jokes, to many, are the best kinds of jokes. Q: What has a mouth but doesn’t eat, a bank with no money, a bed but doesn’t sleep, and waves but has no hands?

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Creepy, Crawly Jokes about Spiders and Other Bugs: Laugh and

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Various conservative acquaintances of mine have moved on from the Federal Records Act dry hole. Because they’€™ve just finished a long, 31 day March! All contents (Graphics and Text) are covered by U. EXAM: Matthew has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the sun's mass. The MALE who doesn't abide by THE RULES; can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp! Here is our giant list of jokes, puns, and riddles for TEENs.

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The World's Scariest Jokebook (Puffin Jokes, Games, Puzzles)

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? At least you are growing up in the age of the internet. These are all things that can't be conveyed on a website. That awkward moment when you go to a new school and don't get a vampire boyfriend. 2 things you can learn in school: Texting without looking and teamwork on tests. Another pig walks into the bar and orders 3 pitchers of beer. MindTrap games are a mix of mysteries and riddles with a few conundrums and trick.

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Jokes about Food (Joke Books)

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A: He didn't have anybody to take. (any BODY) Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? The same joke will elicit different responses in different settings. And if Joe has all of climate change not the next hes an internal version of. So sit down, maybe with some apple cider, and enjoy! To find out you'll need to click on the "???" button. Find jokes and riddles for every subject imaginable! Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.

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Diary of a Wimpy Person: Temple Troubles! (Minecraft

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So a horse and a chicken are out playing in a field. Christmas Cracker jokes What does Miley Cyrus have . Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? Those assholes dont give a damn about American soldiers lives or the Iranians that will. Moreover unless and until such an agreement were validly terminated under international law it. What do you call a funeral where you smell your own flowers? "Yes sir," came the reply, "it's fresh ground."

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Laughs, Hoots & Giggles

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Q: What do goblins drink when they’re hot and thirsty? Answer: You SAW the dresser you used the SAW to cut the dresser in half. Welcome to tlsbooks.com, where you'll find a variety of free printable geography worksheets for home and school use. His heart isn't so foolish to attack him. Getting her to suck cum out of your dick like a thick shake straw is out of the question. Q – What are a spook’s two favorite rides at the fair?

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The Planet of the Grapes: Show Biz Jokes and Riddles

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The third cowboy pours his beer all over himself and yells "Yahoo!", but before he can throw his bottle up in the air, the bartender stops him and says, "Wait a minute! If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in upper management! Bob, an old timer, was listening to them and finally spoke. "You kids don't know what hard times are. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?

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